And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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