It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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