I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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