I met the friendliest cop last night
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I am naked and annoyed.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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