Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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