The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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