I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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