I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
This is my gift to your gina
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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