If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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