I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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