Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
