whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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