My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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