her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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