I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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