Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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