then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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