whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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