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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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