I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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