its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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