Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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