why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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