At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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