I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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