god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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