I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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