did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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