You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My vagina is officially offended.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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