i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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