we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Randomize
