Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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