i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
