she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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