Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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