Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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