we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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