just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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