What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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