Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
i now understand why vodka
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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