Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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