sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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