Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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