ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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