just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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