He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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