I think I am morally bankrupt
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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