you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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