Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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