i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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