I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
