White coat. Heels.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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