We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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