note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
i've created a new STD.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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