I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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