He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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